New neighbors just showed up today in  the Jefferson Square and I’ll tell you I don’t trust these people in the least. I can tell they aren’t trustable because they’re from Arabia. The wear these headband thingies and there last name is the Akamanahads. I’m pretty sure they terrorists but I don’t want to start making assumptions and look ignorant but I know that nearly 70% of people from Arabia are terrorists because I read it.

I want to protect my family, my new neighbors are probably nice but I don’t want to take any chances. My family is so important to me and I know I would die for them. But the real question is, if I needed to kill for them, would I? I would but I need a weapon to protect them in case I have to. I’m going to get a gun soon just in case I need it.

But I was too broke to get a gun until I found out that I could actually get money in a fast title loan by looking online for car title loans in San Francisco. It wasn’t difficult to find the instant money I needed right away. I have been able to find a gun I could afford with my title loan.

Now I can make sure my family has nothing to worry about.

-Ralph W.

San Francisco, California