Obviously. Obviously I’m an idiot. Every time I go out I do this. I drink way too much and I make a fool of myself. But most of the time I can wake up the next morning and say “thank god I’m still alive and I didn’t cause any damage.” This last time I could only say the first part. I caused damage, way more than any one person should cause.

I was coming back from the bar, stumbling home with a bunch of my friends. It was 4 in the morning and who would’ve thought anyone was out. Well I did a little roll on the ground and tumbled right through the window of a bakery. Yes I tumbled through the window of perhaps the only place where someone was at four in the morning. My friends all took off running but I wasn’t in a good state to run.

So the owner of the bakery took down my information and expected me to pay for the whole mess myself. I’m already in financial trouble. I don’t have good credit from my past. So I had to find a way to get money instantly on a bad credit loan. I found car title loans in  San Francisco at a rate of only 6.6% a month. Vehicle title loans will put cash in your hand almost immediately.

I think I should make a new resolution. No more trying to do ninja rolls when I’m drunk. Those two things just don’t mix.

Alan B.

Berkeley, California

By the way Berkeley is near Richmond, El Cerrito, Orinda, Oakland, and Alameda.